♥172 "I didn’t spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares."

— Renoirs (via renoirs)
lolfeedqc:

My favorite prank from The Office
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(Source: smoakweadevaryday, via mercurified)

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overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

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acuddleinbelgravia:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines

bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice

(via some-blonde)


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chilled:

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

 

(Source: baebees, via some-blonde)


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fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

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chodeboy:

christian couples calling eachother fetus instead of baby bc to them it’s the same thing

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gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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